Why does the capital letter keep moving in 'bayofplenty', and what will he do after it reaches the final 'y'?

dUnno, mate  

No DaveH he is busy preparing his speech for the AGM. I have a feeling it will start with  '' mines a pint please''

...and finish with 'cos i've accidently left my wallet at home!'

Memo to self:
a) remember to use word "please" in opening line;
b) buy wallet to leave at home.

I've often noticed in speeches that it does no harm to throw in a famous quote by an inspirational figure from history, & thought that I might do just that...

That is the king of all quotations.

If your going to use MLK as your inspiration,watch out for snipers on the Promanade.

...especially on my birthday!

Is MLK a vowel-less drink?

Is it really BoP's birthday. Are we having a guess the age competition? It becomes a bit of a b*gg*r when age, waistline and IQ are identical, though I am sure this is not true in BoP's case. His age improves with the years, his waistline worsens and his IQ? Well, his IQ is already at genius level. When I gave him the results of his last IQ test he said to me "Eysenck you very much".

You misunderstand, my good man - Mr King got the bullet on my birthday! As for the IQ, I'm not really a genius - I have to put my Hans up to that one.

BoP, sorry I didn't reply to this, though I did intend to. The moment has gone, I'm afraid.

You must be sliiping Dave, Hans,kNees anD buMps a daIsy